So I was on a subway train leaving University City and the car was kind of packed. I wound up just standing by the door. Facing me and about a foot and a half away was this really hip looking girl. She was wearing those huge sunglasses and a black t-shirt with the name of some trade school I'd never heard of (and don't even remember for that matter). I asked what the school was and she said "Cosmetolegy!" I thought to myself "Of course your hair is so neat and shiny, you a artist of making people pretty"